Taryn Southern - Shave Your Ballsack lyrics

rate me

Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy

So many ballsacks for me to grabby

They come in all colors, sizes and shapes

Some like pears and some like grapes

Long and tall, round and wide

Loose and tight and off to one side

There’s ballsacks of all different kind

There’s only one type I don’t like

Hairy ballsacks are my one pet peeve

Hairy ballsacks make me dry heave

Shaving’s the key, to be a ball hair free

So please shave your ballsack, shave your ballsack for me

You can do it in the gym, while you’re in the steam

You can do it in the shower, with your favorite shaving cream

You can do it with the clippers, you can do it with the razor

If you want it gone forever, you can do it with the laser

You can shave your ballsack anywhere, I don’t care, if the people stare

Cause the most important thing for me

Is all your ballsacks hair free

Shave your ballsacks but don’t you just one

Shave your ballsacks, it’s oodles of fun

Smooth and silky is the way to be

So please shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me

Or I’ll do it for you

shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me.

Thanks to Wigberta for correcting these lyrics