Taryn Southern - Remarkable Vagina lyrics

rate me

In Scranton, Pennsylvania

Where's there's not that much to do

One night a girl stole heroin

And stuck it up her who who

Who who puts heroin in that space?

Who wants drugs in their private place?

If you've read the headlines you know it's true

The chick with the remarkable vagina

That's who

Let me tell the entire tale

Of how this gal wound up in jail

When the police asked what she had done

She pulled it all out one by one

54 bags of heroin

31 bags for more

A handful of prescription pills

I'm already feeling sore

51 dollars and 22 cents

In one small crevice in her uterus

It's crazy but it's true that she fit all of that up in her who

If I had a remarkable vagina

I'd never lose my keys

I'd always have some extra space for emergencies

Open up my front door

Cause there's always room for more

If you've got some things to store

Well that's what friends are for

I'd put your phone in it

Cash in it

Comb in it

Pens in it

Book in it

And your Chapstick too

Ring in it

Brush in it

Checks in it

Wine in it

Fork in it

All of it just like new

Where's my key?

Where's my cat?

Now I know where everything's at

It's crazy ain't it strange?

That something so small could fit all those things

Now who puts heroin in that space?

Who want drugs in their private place?

If you've read the headlines you know it's true

A chick with the remarkable vagina

That's who

The chick with the remarkable vagina

Who knew? 

I wish my vagina was remarkable too

Thanks to Wigberta for correcting these lyrics