Taryn Southern - I Think I Farted lyrics

rate me

This is for all my ladies out there

who have a problem with their gas

Verse 1:

We're at a party I'm feeling fart-y

so I say I need to make a phone call

I look around and without a sound I quietly fart on the wall

I think I'm in the clear until you appear

There's no way for me to hide

You said, what's that smell

It stinks like hell

as if a small animal just died

Chorus:

Rotten gas (oh ohh, oh ooh)

Smells like ass (oh ohh, oh ooh)

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted

You're fast asleep when I feel one creep

I try to keep it inside the bed

But like a good wine, it ages with time

It's rotting and it's starting to spread

You wake up in fear that a fire is near

From the smell of my own Dutch oven

With no one else to frame

I gotta take the blame

You can't believe it's been me the whole time

Chorus:

Rotten gas (oh ooh, oh ooh)

Smells like ass (oh ooh, oh ooh)

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted

On the couch, on the wall, on the table, on the floor

Beware of my stench it's rotten to the core

I'm a lady in the street but I'll smoke up the bed

Just one quick whiff and you wind up dead

No matter how hard I pray

My gas wont go away

I know that it's not okay

But please

Please don't say goodbye,

I know that most girls try to keep their flatulence inside but I can't lie

I need a man

Who knows I pass

A lot a gas

That smells like ass

It's here to last for infinity and beyond

Chorus:

Rotten gas (oh ohh, I farted oh ohh)

Smells like ass (oh ohh, oh oh, I definitely farted)

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted (on the TV)

I think I farted

Rotten gas, (oh ohh, I farted oh ohh)

Smells like ass (oh ohh, I seriously farted oh oh)

I think I farted (on your cat)

I think I farted (on my cat)

I think I farted (on a photo of Mitt Romney)

I think I farted

Oh crap I just shit my pants.

Thanks to cestona230698 for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Catherine for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Victoria Rose for correcting these lyrics