Taryn Southern - Coffee Makes Me Poo lyrics

rate me

I wake up in the morning

feelin' kinda bloated

there's a pressure in my belly

hell, let's not sugar coat it

I'm all backed up

and I need to take a poo

but there's no release in sight

I don't know what to do.

So I eat lotsa veggies

and fiber cereal

But nothin' will dispose

Of all my raw material

So I make myself a cup,

sixteen ounces of joe,

and just like magic,

it starts the flow

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo

VERSE 2:

Yo, I aint the only one

Who know coffee makes you poo

Listen to the experts

Cuz what they say is true

According to wiki

When you drink in moderation

Due to paristalsis,

Coffee prevents constipation

Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,

Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo

Wanna know how they stay thin

Coffee pushes out what's in

I'll never understand

why people choose to quit

when coffee tastes so good

and it helps you take a sh*t

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true

BRIDGE:

Now at 8am

if I'm feeling kinda bloaded

I make my coffee fully loaded

By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo