Taryn Southern - Bad Sex lyrics

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I just had sex and it was so bad

I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad

Yeah just had bad sex

Have you ever really ever had really bad sex?

You regretting it all before it even begin

He smell bad, you feel sad, you wonder where his dick has been

And you pray he come fast like Kilimanjaro, hoping your vagina won’t hit you tomorrow

You wanna stop but he’s on top so you just push through the sexual sorrow

Last night I had sex with a motherfucking compass

Searching for my g spot like he’s Christopher Columbus

It took him 15 minutes just to found my south pole

Frankly I’m amazed he stuck it in the right hole

Last night I had sex and it lasted way too long

Now I know why l'raina bobbit chopped off that guy’s dong

I guess you can’t transform a lemon into a lemonade

I don’t feel mislead I just feel mislaid

Last night I had sex and he wouldn’t stop grinning

He must love Charlie Sheen cause kept screaming I’m winning

He was moving up on me like a Siamese twin

I’ll never let him put his dick in my box again

I just had sex and it was so bad

I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad

Yeah just had bad sex

I just had sex and it was so bad

A waste of my time, that’s how about the sex I had

Was just a giant waste of my time

Last night I had sex with a really good speller

Making letters on my chochy like I’m helen fucking keller

If I was the bread he was the sloppy jo, yo

All of his moves just had to go so go yo

Last night I had sex and it was so freaking boring

He didn’t even notice when I started snoring

It was more depressing than a book by Robert frost

I swear the shit ain’t worth the opportunity cost

Last night I had sex and couldn't wait to be done

So I started multitasking just to make it more fun

While he was feeling up my rackses, I finished my taxes

Now I think that it’s time for me to relaxes

Guess what motherfucker, I just had bad sex

The guy was making faces like a kid with tourettes

I already feel bad for this dude’s future wife

This sex was the worst 30 seconds of my whole life

I just had sex and it was so bad

I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad

Yeah just had bad sex

I just had sex and it was so bad

A waste of my time, that’s how bad the sex I had

Was just a giant waste of my time

Whoever knew that sex could be bad

What’s wrong with this picture it makes me feel sad

I’ll never have to deal with bad sex again

If only I was a lesbian!

I just had sex and it was so bad

I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad

Yeah just had bad sex

I just had sex and it was so bad

A waste of my time, that’s how bad the sex I had

Was just a giant waste of my time.

Thanks to Foohy for correcting these lyrics