Tankard

Tankard - Flirtin' With Desaster lyrics

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Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass

I drank lots of apple wine last night

And now my bowels, they don't feel so right

Wet fart! Something don't feel right

Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass

Lack of control, what else can I say?

My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays

Wet fart! No reason or rhyme

Wet fart! Dinglberry time

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass

Now I lessen for you all to hear

Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear

Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed

Wet fart! You just might be next

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass

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