Tally Hall - The Bidding lyrics

rate me

I’ve been sleeping in a cardboard box

Spending every dollar at the liquor shop

And even though I know I haven’t got a lot

I'll try to give you love until the day you drop

I’ve been training like a Pavlov dog

Sent my independence out to take a hike

All you gotta do is activate my bell

And I’ll fetch you anything you like

Going once! Going twice!

Every man here has a price!

Over where? Over there! Sold!

To not a single lady in here

I’ve been in like a thousand times

Dated every woman in the atmosphere

I’ve been to every continent

Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere

And if I’m not the guy you like to circumvent

Just remember not to love me when I disa-

I graduated at the top

I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie

So if you have a fantasy of being a queen

Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

Going once! Going twice!

Won’t these gentlemen suffice?

Any here? Any there?

Any notions anywhere?

Going twice! Going thrice!

I guess this means we’ll go four times a lady

I promise I’ll be all you need, ever need

You’ll never have to shop around (Don’t shop around)

And I’ll give you all you ever need , ever need

Don’t worry I will never let you down, let you down

Don’t worry I will never let you down,

So many ladies are wanting for mates

And the prospects are good, but dates never great

Over here! Over there! Over where? Anywhere!

We’re too busy with winning the bidding to care

And he's

Sold