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PHILIP <br>
Hello everyone, I'm Philip... Always the bride, never the groom... <br>
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PHILIP<br>
I'm known in all the wrong places<br>
I'm one of those faces<br>
You'll never forget <br>
And those who may not adore me<br>
Could never ignore me<br>
I'm placing a bet <br>
I can be real shallow if I try<br>
But there's so much more to me than meets the eye<br>
My manner can be misconstrued as trite<br>
I'm irrepressible - a creature of the night <br>
These rags don't tell the whole story<br>
I live for the glory <br>
Of turning your head <br>
And while I have your attention<br>
I'd kill for a mention<br>
In the popular press <br>
I'm the holy mother of invention<br>
I'm so hip I never need to try<br>
The perfect cure for your anal retention<br>
I'm unforgettable<br>
A creature of desire <br>
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PHILIP <br>
You've got it all wrong<br>
I think I've met your sister, Cinderella<br>
I know what would look good on you, me! Huh, right <br>
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FREAKS<br>
I'm known in all the wrong places<br>
I'm one of those faces<br>
You'll never forget <br>
I'm known in all the wrong places<br>
I'm one of those faces<br>
You'll never forgetYou'll never forget!<br>
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