This is Toby my apprentice boy<br />
he's fucking lazy but he's my pride and joy<br />
He'd better keep his nose clean or there'll be a tear<br />
He'd better keep it wiped<br />
or I'll cut his throat from ear to ear<br />
<br />
I know his mother, I know her well<br />
I'll keep her secret and I won't tell<br />
She'd better keep her mouth shut the sweet little dear<br />
She'd better keep it shtum<br />
or I'll cut her throat from ear to ear<br />
<br />
Toby or not Toby<br />
that is the question<br />
whether you live or pie<br />
depends on you attestation<br />
<br />
I know his mother, I know her well<br />
I'll keep her secret and I won't tell<br />
She'd better keep her mouth shut the sweet little dear<br />
She'd better keep it shtum<br />
or I'll cut her throat from ear to ear<br />
She Knows I will..........I really will<br />
<br />
?  r j young. t r young<br />
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(Thanks to bob for these lyrics)<br />