Outside my shop hangs a Barbers pole<br />
its painted red and white, depicts my role<br />
as barber surgeon its within my reach<br />
to offer panacea to give a little leach<br />
 <br />
He'll suck your socks off through your toes<br />
suck your brains out through your nose<br />
how you get him off ya God only knows<br />
how you get him off ya I don't know<br />
<br />
He's my friend Jack the Leach<br />
My friend Jack the Leach<br />
My friend Jack the Leach<br />
Your friend Jack the Leach, Jack the Leach,<br />
Jack, Jackie, Jack, Jackie<br />
<br />
A cure for the fever for the common cold<br />
a little bleeding will relieve their hold<br />
He has a great hunger a great appetite<br />
just keeps on feeding, holds on very tight<br />
<br />
He's my friend Jack the Leach<br />
My friend Jack the Leach<br />
My friend Jack the Leach<br />
Your friend Jack the Leach, Jack the Leach,<br />
Jack, Jackie, Jack, Jackie<br />
<br />
Why don't you buy one, why don't you take one home<br />
He makes the perfect pet and he won't Rohm<br />
why don't you take one to put you in the mood<br />
put your hand in this jar<br />
and you'll find that your the original fast food<br />
<br />
He's my friend Jack, Jack the Leach<br />
Jack the Leach<br />
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jackie<br />
<br />
A cure for the fever for the common cold<br />
a little bleeding will relieve their hold<br />
He's a little bleeder he's my friend Jack<br />
He's a useful healer and a tasty, tasty, a tasty little, tasty little snack<br />
<br />
? r j young. t r young<br />
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(Thanks to bob for these lyrics)<br />