Good evening sir let me take your coat<br />
might I ask you sir your name<br />
Oh it's Mr King, well there's a thing<br />
Might I ask you sir your game<br />
<br />
You deal in stocks and bonds<br />
of silver and gold a very profitable job<br />
and today you made a killing a great quantity of shilling<br />
my you have made a few bob<br />
<br />
You want what?<br />
He wants what?<br />
He wants a little bit off the top<br />
He wants a little bit off the top<br />
<br />
Oh they always talk about the weather<br />
even when its not raining<br />
if the sun don't shine, its a bleedin' crime<br />
they never stop fucking complaining<br />
<br />
I think this one's been a villain<br />
his little bag of shillin'<br />
would be a valuable addition to my lot<br />
<br />
I think I'll send him on his way<br />
before he becomes au fait<br />
with the connection 'twixed<br />
this chair and the pot<br />
<br />
He wants what, He wants what<br />
He wants a little bit off the top<br />
a little bit off the top<br />
Oh Just a little bit off the top<br />
Yea just a little bit off the top<br />
Oh just a little bit off the top<br />
and if you don't stop wriggling Sir<br />
you just might loose the lot<br />
<br />
Oh Just a little bit off the top<br />
Yea just a little bit off the top<br />
Oh just a little bit off the top and if you don't stop wriggling Sir your going to loose the lot Now Now Sir no need to be a cry baby its only a little bit off the top<br />
<br />
? r j young. t r young<br />
<br />
(Thanks to bob for these lyrics)<br />