Jason waste
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Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay People call me a waste man, cause I haven't got a Job Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat, Paste, wheat, change, go, make pes, Alarm snooze back to sleep All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement I'm so complacent, so I will stay here They're banging on my door, but I won't chase em Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days I Haven't seen day light, I haven't shaved And they can say what they like, they just hate me Cause I never let em have a go on my playstation (Piss Off) They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be slim Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in Now I'm in the changing room Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think I'm thinking to myself why is mine not as big So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger Beyonce look at me now I'm a killer I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing I just wanted a bit of stiff competition (Em sorry Jason,) what, what do you want (Erm we just had a compliant) piss off (from a very valued client) I said piss off (standing result I'm revoking your membership) shut up I don't care this is a crap gym it doesn't work, how do I know it works I'm still fat, why am I still fat It's a s*** gym I got a baby mum and a lovely little son lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb I was very very drunk, told her lot of secrets Very very drunk, told her not to keep it Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin But I didn't have it, I was working at Maplin Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him Cause he wanted to sack me, Cause I wanted to stab him Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him He's a bit bigger but I know I could have him At a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren I still got sacked and this is how it happened Some Nigerian guy called Tunde Who told me to call him Thomas for short Walked into the store said he wanted to talk At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice to me And he kinda showed me his nine He bought a lot of stuff and he told me to swipe But this is a woman's card (shut up it's for my wife) He would come in like every fort night And buy the same Ipod 4 times Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tarke Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason) (Hello Jason)what (where from the metropolitan police pro department) Police (Were like ask you) (excuse me) Listen go away man I don't want to get arrested I wanna rest (look) I wanna sleep (Your coming with me) All my little brothers smokes weed come arrest them or they'll do murder Bed I can sleep till the world ends I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend All I ever do is fail them Cause all I ever do is tell them the true If your fat your fat b**** ain't nothing wrong with that Don't switch I'm just telling you a fact do you think your thin (Well no) Well then (I hate you) I abuse most of them I think that's how I lose most of them I don't want to get to close to them After what happened to Elton in school Elton was cool But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to do (I said no) She said no but he went ahead and felt her (Get off me) I think he's just coming out of Felter My last girl was a wanna be wag (Hi) Who went everywhere in a cab I told her I'm rich She took me to Harod And picked up this gucci bag Worth a grand I went quite like words from my gran Cause that's too much to spend on a slag I mean that's too much to spend on a bag As soon as we got to the till I ran (Where you going) Then my mobile rang (Ello) It was my first love ann (Hi Jason) She said she split up with her man (He's gone) And she's in need of a bang (Come round) I'll be on a bus in a minute She said "you better not buss in a minute" I got prank and rushed to the chemist Excuse me have you got anything for a man that ejaculates premature (Oh Yes) He took me to the back of the store He gave me a spray what's this for (Put a little on the top just before) Got to her house clock says 4 She's worn out I'm wanting more Cause she's sore she went down south And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth Oi Anna speak loud Are you saying you cant feel your mouth Are you saying where is this mouse What you want me to take your couch Look if you want to kiss me, out That's when she kicked me ouch I think she's trying to kick me out Just tell me if you wanna get me out I'm gone<br /> <br /> Thanks to razvan Thanks to leno for correcting these lyrics
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