Surreal - Artois lyrics

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Look mate I aint the fighting type<br />

But I've had nine Stella's so I'm likely to strike<br />

So please walk away before it gets too messy<br />

And we end up in a cell or a cracked jaw on our settee<br />

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Artois why do you have to do that<br />

The second you're consumed I'm a loon and I knew that<br />

Artois how do u get me in that mode<br />

I could have left trouble alone if I was sipping on a krone<br />

Artois why do u have to be the cheapest<br />

And surely that should mean that you should be the weakest<br />

Artois<br />

Artois, Artois, Artois<br />

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My plan was to get myself a class tart<br />

Instead I'm down A and E due too Artois<br />

Haha I've only got myself to blame<br />

But it's two pound for a Stella and that's all I had in change<br />

So it only costs a tenna for a night on the Stella's with the fella's<br />

But it means one of us will get leathered<br />

Or nicked, shift passed out in our piss<br />

But fuck it we love it "here mate lend us a quid?"<br />

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Artois why do you have to do that<br />

The second you're consumed I'm a loon and I knew that<br />

Artois why do u have to be the cheapest<br />

And surely that should mean that you should be the weakest<br />

Artois why do you have to do that<br />

The second you're consumed I'm a loon and I knew that<br />

Artois why do u have to be the cheapest<br />

And surely that should mean that you should be the weakest<br />

Artois<br />

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What the fuck are you looking at?<br />

Come here go on! <br />

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Eight pints now I'm ready for a hard spar<br />

And I swear I'm getting a funny look of that fella in the carhartt<br />

Oi! Oi! don't make me take this to the car park<br />

I'll beat you to a pulp then open you up like a mars bar<br />

So think on I only came here for a sing song<br />

But my mood shifted now my fifteenth drinks gone<br />

So fuck it! Let's ruck it! <br />

COME ON THEN! "Oi here mate pass me a bucket<br />

Where the fuck am I?"<br />

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I didn't mean to get so pissed and feel a need to swing my fists<br />

But I was stelled up I was stelled up<br />

I really didn't mean to punch that bouncer in the mouth<br />

But I was stelled up I was stelled up<br />

I never planned this to happen, leaving town in a wagon<br />

But I was stelled up I was stelled up<br />

I never meant to tell that fed I'd wrap a bottle around his head<br />

But I was stelled up I was stelled up<br />

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Artoi why do you have to do that<br />

Because of you I've only got four knuckles left and a bruised back<br />

Artoi why do u have to be the cheapest<br />

And surely that should mean that you should be the weakest<br />

Artois why do you have to do that<br />

The second you're consumed I'm a loon and I knew that<br />

Artois why do u have to be the cheapest<br />

And surely that should mean that you should be the weakest<br />

Artois