Supremes - If A Girl Isn't Pretty lyrics
rate meIF A GIRL ISN扵 PRETTY<br />
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Jule Styne-Bob Merrill<br />
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If a girl isn't pretty, really pretty<br />
Like a Miss Atlantic City.<br />
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If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City<br />
All she gets in life is pity and a pat<br />
Any nose with deviation <br />
Is a crime against the nation<br />
Throw her into jail or maybe drown the cat.<br />
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She must shine in every detail<br />
Like a ring you buy in retail<br />
With a mounting that can knock the public flat<br />
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City<br />
There's just nothing more to say: that's that<br />
(That's that).<br />
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If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City <br />
She should dump the stage and try another route <br />
Any guy that spends a quarter <br />
For a seat just feels he ought-a<br />
See a figure that his wife can't substitute.<br />
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Men with faces that can cause ya<br />
To have a temporary nausea<br />
Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less<br />
When a girl's incidentals<br />
Are no bigger than two lentils<br />
Well, to me that doesn't spell success.<br />
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(No, no, no, no, no, no<br />
If a girl isn't pretty, if a girl isn't pretty).<br />
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If a girl ain't perfection<br />
She can take a pop election<br />
Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut'<br />
Never mind the girl's equipment<br />
If it ain't the right assortment<br />
Even though she loves her mother<br />
And she's nice to her brother<br />
If her hair ain't too bright curly<br />
Better go to China, girlie<br />
Or to hell on a fast express.<br />
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If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City<br />
That oblivion is hard, a drag.
