Superstar Princess - Bad Babysitter lyrics
rate meI'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!<br />
I'm making 6 bucks an hour...(2 x)<br />
<br />
Babysitting sucks but whatever they<br />
got junk food, kung fu, egg fu,<br />
Dig Dug, a dog too<br />
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, <br />
I mean he's old but not dimed out<br />
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the <br />
corner for Time Out<br />
Aight Josh what you wanna do?<br />
You wanna watch cartoons?(ya)<br />
HBO got Platoon(no!), hey get back in the room!<br />
I assume your folks are gonna be out late,<br />
go make me Kool Aid<br />
I'm a sit on the couch and <br />
masturbate then call my boyfriend<br />
Gabe and see if he ate<br />
Spit out my Bubbalicious and <br />
get to one of them big fridges<br />
that could fit 10 midgets<br />
Damn they're rich,<br />
hey she left me like fifty dishes<br />
-bitch!<br />
Let's try on ya mom's minks <br />
think she'll miss these Chanel links?<br />
In high heels you look like <br />
Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink<br />
(I want my daddy!) <br />
I want your daddy as well<br />
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle<br />
cell and God told me<br />
you're goin straight to hell<br />
Well if you don't like it I can leave <br />
and then you'll be alone believe me<br />
that's what the creepy monsters want<br />
Plus I'll be taking your TV (no)<br />
Put on your jammers and <br />
don't wet the bed I got a camera<br />
I'll take a picture and show that <br />
little girl you like Sara<br />
Oh and one more thing- there's been<br />
several mass murderers spotted<br />
in the area<br />
<br />
I'm a bad babysitter, got my <br />
boyfriend in your shower, Woo!<br />
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour...<br />
<br />
Let's make Fluffernutters don't<br />
fuckin utter another peep<br />
I'll take the cookie cutter make<br />
star cookies outta ya skin<br />
while you sleep<br />
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom<br />
cabinet hey what are these pills?<br />
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag <br />
and the Tagament<br />
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough <br />
you clean up the rug<br />
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O<br />
was too much<br />
All right kid you gotta go to bed,<br />
I know its only 6 but my boy just came over<br />
and he wants me to give him head<br />
Sit his bare ass on the couch where <br />
you watch Small Wonder<br />
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be<br />
sticky cuz I sucked his dicky<br />
and used your mom's cucumber<br />
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire`<br />
Scared? You can have it for supper nice <br />
and crisp in the Tupperware<br />
No bedtime story, Gabe get <br />
off you're so horny!<br />
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger <br />
might let you see your mom<br />
in the mornin<br />
No porn and shut the shade Gabe-<br />
One day you'll know how nice it is<br />
to get laid while you gettin paid<br />
<br />
I'm a bad babysitter, got my <br />
boyfriend in your shower, Woo!<br />
I'm making 6 bucks an hour...<br />
<br />
oh damn they just came back<br />
geez Mr W your wife looks bad <br />
(oh, it must have been the drinks she had<br />
we dranks some mai tais watched ha la<br />
ripped off her thigh highs)<br />
too much information I need a ride<br />
(oh lets take the benz)<br />
thats the coolest car i've ever seen<br />
(how old are you again <br />
i forget, 19?)<br />
yeah syc! in like in four more years<br />
(one time could you please show me<br />
one of those nice cheers?)<br />
woo!<br />
have you been workin out ?<br />
(no doubt, here's your house)<br />
you wanna come in we just got this<br />
awesome new couch<br />
(ouch stop it girl)<br />
Can I get a little peek?<br />
(Nah girl I'll take a raincheck and <br />
see you next week)<br />
<br />
i'm a bad babysitter got my <br />
boyfriend in your shower woo!<br />
I'm making six bucks an hour(3x)
