Sump Pumps - Last Command lyrics

rate me

they say

there's something wrong with me

they say

this isn't how it should be

there's something burning

in my brain

space madness

driving me insane

maybe i've been in space

too long

those chief medical officers

aren't wrong

i would not let them

keep me down

now mutiny

is going around

red alert!

shields up!

full power!

mr. scott!

phasers!

locked-on!

fire!

and as i beam down

the air so thick i choke

ignore the prime directive

your religion is a joke

captain's log

increasingly unclear

it's clouded by romulan ale

and beer

have i gone soft in middle age?

my ample gut so full of rage

and yet

something inside me still burns

the child i've repressed

still yearns

so i'll press on

despite the odds

they'll place my statue

next to gods

the viewscreen spread before me

a tear burns in my eye

atop my captain's chair

is where i want to die

giving my last command

my forehead drenched in sweat

my god, it's beautiful

they'll never forget

klingons killed my son

it's time to pay them back

blue chicks in tin bikinis

are so good in the sack

i've seen a thousand worlds

i've faced the wrath of khan

and if you want to see me

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Thanks to dr. oblivion