Sudden Death - Rabid Chipmunks lyrics

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Dave: "Are you ready, Sherman?"

Sherman: "Yeah, sure, Dave."

Dave: "Are you ready, Bob?"

Bob: "Yeah, whatever, Dave."

Dave: "Are you ready, Melvin?.... Melvin,... MELVIN!!!!"

Melvin: "Shut up, Dave!"

Dave: "Melvin, we have a song to do!"

Melvin: "Not now, Dave."

Dave: "Yes, now, Melvin..."

Melvin: "Don't make me kick your ass, Dave!"

Dave: "Melvin, get over here and do this song!"

Melvin: "Now, anybody else want to do that song?"

Producers and engineers: "Uhh, no, no, that's OK,

it's a stupid song anyway."

Comin' down from the tree, you know me

I'm a rabid menace to society

Take a nibble at your neck and put you in traction

Had it up to here now it's time for some action

Fraction of the pain I'm inflictin'

Puff on an acorn, so addictin'

Run up your leg and bite impolitely

And then you'll sound just like me

Reach for a forty-ounce, dive in take swim

Killed him on a whim now the maggots are makin' him

Into a sandwich, I'm just watchin'

Just stole Dave's car, an '84 Datsun

Comin' out hard, so hard, I'm a gangsta

Chipmunks never take no for an answer

Step to me, and you know I'm-a sweat ya

Run for your life, 'cause we're comin' to get ya

When the chipmunks come around better run son

'Cause we reach for the gun and the job gets done

Take no prisoners, shootin' up everyone

Here come the chipmunks, better run, better run

Got two buck teeth that are sharp as a razor blade

Kill you with my singing, a hardcore serenade Christmas

Christmas time is near

Time for me to go get some more beer

I shoot 'em up till his head looks like a sieve

And I do pretty well in this Hell where I live

Collected walnuts, get enough in there

That I'll be bustin' nuts all winter

Do you understand where I'm goin' 'cause I've had it up to here

So I'm throwin' out this lame-brain career

And now I'm doin' what I rightfully should

Shootin' up punks in this neck of the woods

Rabies is what I'm-a give you a case of

If you say I'm cute then I'll chew your face off

If you don't' think I'm rough, tough and spectacular

You better run now, 'cause I'm comin' after ya

When the chipmunks come around better run son

'Cause we reach for the gun and the job gets done

Take no prisoners, shootin' up everyone

Here come the chipmunks, better run, better run

Take a hit from the acorn, get me all blunted

Three inches high 'cause my growth was stunted

I try to talk tough but it just won't work

'Cause it's hard to sound tough when you talk like Urkel

So I don't try to talk when the punks start to walk

In my face pretty soon they're outlined with chalk

And I walk away with my chipmunk pals

And we go to try and pick up some chipmunk gals

Livin' like a rodent who done lost his mind

Ain't never gettin' stuck in some guy's behind

'Cause I take control, and then I take your wallet

Already today I got three in my pocket

Rock it like I'm a heavy metal rock star

Matchbox car souped up like a stock car

And now there's no way you could ever stop me

Now I'm comin' to get ya,you and your family

When the chipmunks come around better run son

'Cause we reach for the gun and the job gets done

Take no prisoners, shootin' up everyone

Here come the chipmunks, better run, better run