Sudden Death - Pop Goes The Pimple lyrics

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(parody of "Pop Goes The Weasel" by 3rd Bass)

Pop goes the pop goes the oozin' of the pimple

The scar'll leave and artificial dimple

You got a face full of jelly like Smuckers

I should have started PUSS, People Underminding Squeezin' Suckers

So we can make it known that you're a disgrace

It's '91, son, so do somethin' about your face

Squirtin' glue out your face when goin' pop, pop pop

Pop goes the pimple has gotta stop, stop stop

Why not take your face by the section

Rip the skin off and kill your complexion

I guess it's the fact that you really like pushin'

What used to be a face is now a pin cushion

I got a clean face it doesn't have to be picked at

And I can tell you I got nothin' on my back

So to someone this may seem simple

But to someone else it's the invasion of the pimples, the pimples

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Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple

Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple

Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple

Pop goes the pimple 'cause the pimple goes pop (repeat)

Head flesh, turned into a red mess

The second you squeezed it and I know it ain't painless

But don't rely on skill that makes it spill in the sink

Let no one forget about the Clearasil

Now in '91 we got a lot of brands that lend a hand

Clearin' up whatever they can

Although the commercials are worse they won't leave any scars

And you face won't look like the planet Mars

Why do we get zits in one place

Appearin' in a structure that looks like a constellation

The Stridex gets put off until later

Then boom you get a face full of craters

Heed the warning when it spills you'd better clean it up

It splatterd so much to get it all you'll need a moop

Black and white heads together in the ripple

It's the pimple, it's the pimple, pop goes the pimple

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You found another pimple then you squeezed it, you squeezed it

It splattered on the mirror then you squeezed it, you squeezed it

Found one you couldn't pop and so you teased it, you teased it

And now it hurts so bad that you appease it

Bustin' zits you got pus but not clearer

And hit the four corners of the mirror

Everyone from Germans, to kids named Herman

Doin' crazy damage to your upper epidermis

Frustrated so you wanna just gang bang

You ain't quick enough to catch up with the acne chain gang

You don't believe this, you got another huge cyst

You ever heard of a Dermatologist?

A spelunker on your face could give tours

Hey do, Devo Spice, rip your face, pop some of your

Go for your own, stay away from mine

Don't eat so much chocolate and maybe you'll find

When these go away you may not get so many more

Get in the car I'm gonna take you to a drug store

You got pimples that spread like cancer

Maybe plastic surgery is the answer

But burstin' is the fate that you've chosen

Blowin' up like a nuclear explosion

Keep squeezin' if you wanna be a cripple

No stoppin' 'cause pop goes the pimple

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