Sudden Death - Pick It lyrics

rate me

(parody of "Wicked" by Ice Cube)

1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it

Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it

Out, wave it about

Then I just pass it around like a hand out

Pickin' runny snots, bloody clots

Then throw 'em on the ground and connect the dots

Need 'em 'cause I eat 'em

Take me to a starving country and feed 'em

'Cause I just pick pick pick

And then I start to lick lick lick

It's like an art form

If you wanna learn I'll teach it

Got one up my nose but I'm never gonna reach it

'Cause it just floats all around like a boat

And it just fell down the back of my throat

Chokin' on a snot just gaggin'

It feels like it's as big as a dragon, a station wagon

So put on a plate and pass me the salt

And I'll ingest it like a chocolate malt

Like it, dig it, yup

I keep on diggin' my finger and lickin', 'cause...

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I love to pick it

My finger goes diggin' up my nose

Then I flick it

A flick of the wrist and hey there it goes

Or I like it

I like to stick my tongue up my nose

Me never gettin' hungry 'cause me always have those

Yes I'm a nose hair wrecker

Got me a plan to set the new world record

Do you know what I mean?

Got a huge pile that's lumpy and green

Sticky thumb, sticky finger, sticky clothes

Never seen with a runny nose

Save in the back for a snack

Take a step back, this one's as big as a cow

'Nam, use it just like napalm

Trick ya, then stick a little booger

In your piece of pizza, then watch you eat it

Dig it out till it's closed out

Yup, people always get sick 'cause they're grossed out

Don't care if you're sick

I'll just dig with a shovel and a pick

Sleep, snore, dream

You know what I'll do I'll dig up your nose too

Sometimes other people's boogers taste better

When I pick it, lick it, so I'll just pick it

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People wanna know what for

I got a snot and my mouth is beginning to water

No there just ain't no stoppin'

Order out for pizza and use it as a topping

Nothing quite like it when it melts on the cheese

Mom can I have some more, please, please?

The crusty ones are hard to bite

A horse has snots but they don't taste right

You really gotta try this I know you're gonna love this

But if you've never done this

Here's some cooking tips

Ground 'em all up and put 'em in a mix

Then boil a pot full of water

If you haven't tried it you oughtta

Then add some salt, just a dash

Put it in a dish and begin to, uh, mash

Serve it on a plate, it tastes great

And it works as bait

I'm the pickin' chef

And the restaurant critics dig it

So I'll just pick it

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