Sudden Death

Sudden Death - Internet Love Connection lyrics

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[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]

All of my life I've been called a geek

A loser, a dweeb and a side-show freak

All the other kids picked on me quite a bit

Except for the ones who preferred to hit

Always hated gym class cause I wasn't athletic

I was bad at everything, I was really pathetic

When we played this one game I always got my ass kicked

.. you know the one with the ball, and you throw it in a basket

Rumors used to circulate that I was queer

I held the school record, most wedgies in a year

But I was pretty popular amoung the jocks

I mean someone had to carry all their dirty sweat socks

Needless to say that I didn't date much

OK, so I've never had a "date" as such

Most girls don't wanna be seen with a geek

Had a date for the prom, but she sprung a leak

College was fun but my sex life sucked

I studied computers, now I'm makin big bucks

It was there that the love of my life and I met

Just me, my little mouse, and the internet

[Chorus]

When the real world lets you down

And it seems like love can't be found

Don't go psycho like Genghis Kahn

Just log on...

[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]

I started out tame, lame right off the bat

Mostly girls in bikinis, and stuff like that

Of course that all changed when I found a good source

of pictures of a guy with two women and a horse

Hours at a time, thirty pictures at once

All the porn I could handle for twenty bucks a month

I didn't think my life could possibly get any better

My favorite was a site featurin an irish setter

But all of that changed when I got an e-mail

From a real-life, honest to goodness female

Why she'd want to talk to me, I don't know

But it gave me a strange feeling down below

So after I cleaned myself up, I replied

And made up a bunch of incredible lies

I figured we'd never meet, so what would be the harm

And maybe this time around I could use my other arm

She sent me a picture, and I had to tell her

She looked exactly like Sarah Michelle Gellar

She even posed with a stake, it drove me loco

It even had the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" logo

I told her that I couldn't wait to meet her, she replied

Said she couldn't wait either, and she had a high fever

for the flavor of a messy wet net get-together

She just got a new tether, and some shiny new leather

We set up a great virtual date

Friday night we'll log on to Instant Messenger at eight

I can't wait, it's the first a girl and I talked

That didn't end with the phrase "You want ketchup or salt?"

[Chorus]

"Well, hello there, BeverlyThrills90210."

"Hey there, big guy."

"Are you really as beautiful as your picture makes you out to be?"

"And then some."

"So are you ready for the night of your life?"

"What did you have in mind?"

[Verse Three: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]

Well let's begin with a meeting in cyberspace

Where you and me can properly interface

We can chat for a while and if that does the trick

We can meet somewhere and maybe there we can double-click

Ooh, you move fast, I like it when you talk nasty

I can't wait to meet, I bet you got a great ASCII

You're my type of girl, ooh you're such a tease

Just bring your hard drive, no floppies please

Don't worry bout that, I can burn and rip

And I got a big file just for you to unzip

Cause I'm a hacker in the sack not a slacker comrade

You just wait till you're sliding round on my mouse pad

I hope you're not like other guys whose system bombs

As soon as I take off my shirt and they see deez roms

Not a chance, I'ma make you do a sideways smile

Cause I'm the master when it comes to installin my file

So how about tonight?

What a great suggestion

I'm just sitting here bufferin my net congestion

Cause you know I don't have anything else I have to do

I would love to spend a evening with a lady like you

So that's how it went, and I think it went fine

Now I'm getting ready for our little meeting at nine

I'm so excited and I know we'll hit it off, you'll see

Just wait till she gets a load of me

[Chorus]

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