Sudden Death - I'm Not A Man lyrics

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Hey big boy, ooh, you're lookin' fine

I like your little mustache and your cute behind

What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, I like guys who go the other route

What-cha say you and me go dance?

There's something you should know. I don't think you understand

This can't be, tell me is it me?

What's the matter, hon, don't you like what you see?

No, it's not that, I knew you didn't understand

How should I say this...I'm not a man

What's the point in tryin' to lie to me?

I told ya, I find that really hard to believe

I was born a woman, don't you see these breasts?

I know that they're fake so just give it a rest

I'll admit I think you got a nice face

Yeah now you're talkin' baby let's go back to my place

I didn't know this was a gay bar, so my position stands

I already told ya, I'm not a man

What's the point in tryin' to lie to me?

I'm not a man, I find that really hard to believe

I'm not a man, what's the point in tryin' to lie to me?

I'm not a man, I just can't believe that

Why don't you believe me? This just isn't fair

Just look at these legs, hey're all covered in hair

I'll win you over if it takes all night

Because I'm really turned on by transvestites

Are you really that stupid? Do I sound like a guy?

Have you ever heard a guy with a voice this high?

I've heard guys with higher voices than you got

You sound like the members of the New Kids On The Block

It really must suck to live the life you've got

Are you a hunter? Because your brain is shot

You got a five o'clock shadow and you look very strong

So I don't see any way that I could be wrong

Why don't you just give up and give me this dance

I know you're a man, there's a bulge in your pants

My tampon is full, why don't you mind your own business?

If that's not a mustache, then what the hell is it?

I think you better get new glasses, man'Cause me?

I've never been a man

What's the point in tryin' to lie to me

I'm not a man, I find that really hard to believe

I'm not a man, what's the point in tryin' to lie to me?

I'm not a man, I just can't believe that

What am I, some desperate man

Who just wants to get you for a one night stand?

You can be a lumberjack and I'll be your log

You got a better chance of getting on with my dog

We can't have nothin'? It all depends

I'm not worried, I know I'm gonna get you in the end

What's that supposed to mean? I want into your jeans

I'll smack you so hard, that would bring true my dreams

You gotta understand a lot of men here are eyesores

But to me you're more beautiful than Boy George

You're not my type I like guys who like girls

So why don't you go fall off the end of the world

Your nose is so big, you must weigh a ton

Your legs are so hairy, your panty hose run

I'll take you on trips all across the land

What part of no don't you understand?

You're the type of guy that can nurture me

I was the cutest little girl in the nursery

I think you just had some good surgery

I don't have to take this, I'm outta here

No, wait, sit down, c'mon, join me for a beer

Why would I wanna stay here with you?

You know you can't resist the thought of me with you

I'll do things to you that you've never even seen

I'm very creative when I'm with drag queens

If you say no now then you'll change your mind

And when I do, I won't be hard to find

I'm the man of your dreams and I'm sure that

You're the type of guy I've been lookin' for

Just come back here with your fake breasts flappin'

I'm not a man, you're not a what?

Now when did this happen?

What's the point in tryin' to lie to me?

I'm not a man, I find that really hard to believe

I'm not a man, what's the point in tryin' to lie to me

I'm not a man, I just can't believe that

I'm not a man, you have to be so give it a rest

I'm not a man, I know you are but what am I?

I'm not a man, well, not like me

I'm not a man