Sudden Death - Bran lyrics

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(parody of "Slam" by Onyx)

[chorus]

Bran! Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh

For when you're stuck!

Bran! Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh

Diarrhea!!

C'mon have another one, then another one, eat all of 'em

Choose one from the supermarket, there's a whole wall of 'em

Cereals with bran and fiber in 'em make you crap a lot

It makes your butt feel all slimy

I'm-a show you how, c'mon all together now

Yeah, that's how it's gotta be

Cereals with bran and a lot of fiber in it

In your mouth out your rear, in a span of three minutes

Prune juice, wash it down, clean you out fast

Pant's droppin', the floppin' and ploppin' splashin' your ass

Once it gets started, it just won't quit

And then ulllgghhh, to big to fit

98% of constipated people couldn't give a shit

Little bit problem isn't it what's fixin' it

I got a plan, I'm the man sittin' on the can

All because I eat a lot of bran

[chorus]

I'm-a sit here sittin' on the shitter in pain, oh

The only thing that cleans you out better is Drano

But you can't beat bran for it's raz-a-ma-taz

Makes you "ullgh-raptha-thbbb" like my main man Taz

If one bowl doesn't work have one more

And you won't be constipated any more

Bloated, loaded, you better be prepared

If not it'll feel like your lungs have imploded

The smell it makes me high, I desecrate the air

Be there for a week and never come up for air

My crew, yup, my fans, yup, we all got plans

To be sittin' on the john with the tidy bowl man

The smell, the sound, it gets all around you.

We got enough toilet paper? I'm goin' for Round 2

Fill it to the brim, I lost ten pounds

You run for your life before the smell tracks you down

[chorus]

I'm the new king, sittin' on the porcelain throne

Hurry up and give me the damn plunger before this thing overflows

Tons of it in the potty, my body created

Give some to the White House, they're all constipated

Stuff comes out my ass like it was Niagara Falls

So much of it falls that it splashes my balls

And I, let it go so I [fart] um excuse me

I started this nasty caper to create a toxic vapor

For that I give praise to the maker

'Cause cereals now come with a free roll of toilet paper

But but but wait I see stars

I'm so full of gas I could drive to Mars

When I'm not on the can, I'm shoppin with my man

Buyin' some cereals with fiber and, and [chorus]