I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo
 And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things!

 It was absolutely imperative that we get to the Mint Hotel before the deadline for press registration
 Otherwise, we might have to pay for our suite

 Wait! We can't stop here
 This is bat country

 I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo
 And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things!

 We can't stop here
 This is bat country

 (I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo
 And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things)