Song by Nathan Lane<br /><br>
One is the loneliest number that you ever do<br>
Two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since well the number one<br>
Listen up, it gets worse<br>
No, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know<br>
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know<br>
Because one is the loneliest number that you ever do<br>
One is the loneliest number that you ever know<br>
It's just no good any more babe<br>
Since you went away<br>
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday<br>
All my trouble seems so far away<br>
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you will ever do<br>
Yes, one is the loneliest number that you ever know<br>
One is the loneliest number <br>
one is the loneliest number <br>
One is the loneliest number that you ever ever ever ever do<br>
Well I'm not kidding you<br>
Oh I'm so depressed<br>
I need a nap and a good therapy<br>
Don't you hate to eat alone<br>
Bitter party of one<br>
Ah that's all<br>
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