Streets - War Of The Sexes lyrics
rate meI dream that one day i'll have a child<br />
And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?"<br />
But it's not going to happen<br />
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It's a war of the sexes never get it blud<br />
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever<br />
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab<br />
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have<br />
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Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth<br />
Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen<br />
Retain this fact i'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter<br />
What little you think you're letting by her sly<br />
She senses you're near her and smells your desire<br />
The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher<br />
Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don't close in after<br />
She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you<br />
If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool that's when she ends up liking you as a friend<br />
You're not playing at hard to get<br />
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet<br />
<br />
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud<br />
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever<br />
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab<br />
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have<br />
<br />
And you wanna know what, listen..<br />
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The answer is to get close enough to her but listen the next thing you just totally blank her<br />
You think i'm fucking mad don't ya but i don't shag on my own<br />
Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man<br />
You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped<br />
Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man<br />
It's much easier talking to him, he doesn't suspect you want anything<br />
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Just tell him something like<br />
Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches?<br />
It's abc making a he break with glee<br />
'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses<br />
Do you know what i'm talking about that's why i'm talking about<br />
<br />
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud<br />
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever<br />
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab<br />
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have<br />
<br />
The woman is a highly socially-practised<br />
Master in body language, dab-handed actress<br />
She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures<br />
While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits<br />
<br />
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud<br />
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever<br />
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab<br />
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have<br />
<br />
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud<br />
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever<br />
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab<br />
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have<br />
<br />
Elementary, my dear cousin, elementary<br />
I cannot state this enough<br />
She must not clock your flop<br />
You can't placard your march<br />
Your threws seclude your moves<br />
Or you're colluding well weapon<br />
<br />
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud<br />
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever<br />
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab<br />
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have<br />
<br />
And remember not to get hammered either<br />
'Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail
