Streets - Such A Twat lyrics
rate meYeah safe man, you ok? <br />
Just calling to ensure you got back in <br />
Hope you coped yesterday, cos I felt well damn grim <br />
But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach was turning <br />
Man I was hanging <br />
Head-to-sted on the headrest in pain <br />
Prayed away all my bad sins <br />
Lost count of the plain chardonnays before the fourth or maybe the fifth <br />
In future I need to abstain <br />
If only I'd had a bit of discipline <br />
But worth every bit of spare change <br />
Pure clowning down to the last drink <br />
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(Hang on let me slam the door mate; just pause that thought for a bit) <br />
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Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that <br />
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though <br />
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat <br />
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I’ve been pacing the place well paralysed since I got back in with my bags though <br />
Yeah I’m too aware that last night was way mad slack <br />
I know <br />
Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone <br />
On her own back at home <br />
Distracted from the fact it weren’t right <br />
Could have raised up the hand but no <br />
Simone was moaning and that about me playing away on this holiday <br />
She was watching the box at her dad’s house <br />
There, preparing spliffs away <br />
As I’m smacking glasses down at George Bests best session rate <br />
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(Can you hear me? Na sorry mate your fuzzy mate I can’t hear ya) <br />
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Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that <br />
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though <br />
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat <br />
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(I lost you for a minute yeah yeah I can hear you now) <br />
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See I mean that the true thing though I suppose I chose myself to allow <br />
I was weak and stupid but as far as I viewed anyhow <br />
She couldn’t have been it for me, the only girl I'd ever go out with <br />
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I didn’t want to waste my youth in a girl’s house to the sound of spliffs <br />
And when she got in a mood with me in that text about that thing <br />
I just switched off the phone when she started shouting <br />
Coming to a conclusion I couldn’t be bothered with anymore rowing <br />
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Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that <br />
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though <br />
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat <br />
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(Nah nah nah) <br />
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And then after shots made me lose the plot <br />
It all got a bit bizarre <br />
And that incident with the ice cream I forgot, it all ended in our vodka <br />
What I can remembers a blotch <br />
I got a fat bruise on my arm <br />
She weren’t even much too hot but she totally mugged me up like rah <br />
She knew exactly what she was doing and it all went a bit too far <br />
She was with that bloke in the white top in McDonalds car park <br />
And then she let me chat her up later on in that lovely little bar <br />
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(Hello? Ahh fucking phones man) <br />
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Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that <br />
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though <br />
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat <br />
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(Yeah I think we got cut off, yeah I got crap reception in my house.<br />
I have to stand in a certain spot in my kitchen or it cuts out) <br />
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Yeah you know I was potty to even let myself allow it <br />
I would if I could just swap what happened then for right now <br />
And if she ever found out how far it got it would be more than just a row <br />
This whole thing just got on top but it's her that I want, no doubt <br />
So in a way it's helped me doing wrong <br />
I know I’ve fucked up now <br />
This is where that dodgy shit stops <br />
She’s just gotta not find out <br />
<br />
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that <br />
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though <br />
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat <br />
<br />
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that <br />
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though <br />
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat
