Straight No Chaser - The Christmas Can-Can lyrics

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<br>Christmas <br>Christmas time is here <br>and Christmas songs you love to hear <br>thoughts of joy and hope and cheer <br>but mostly shopping <br>shopping shopping <br>Christmas. Christmas time is here <br>the sleigh bells and red nosed deer <br>songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year <br> <br>Heard this same song 20 times and it’s only Halloween (Joy to the World) <br>It’s not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly) <br> <br>Christmas <br>Christmas time is here <br>and Christmas songs you love to hear <br>(Hark the herald angels sing joy to) <br>thoughts of joy and hope and cheer <br>but mostly shopping <br>shopping shopping <br> <br>Christmas season <br>starting sooner every year <br>It’s October <br>stores with plastic Christmas trees <br>Ransack the mall <br>shop until you lose your mind <br>Spike the eggnog <br>sit back and watch <br>Rudolf Frosty Tiny TIm <br>and Scrooge the price <br>or Charlie Brown <br> <br>It’s time... <br>It’s time to do the Christmas can-can <br>if you can’t <br>can’t dance well that’s ok (not going to do the kick line) <br>All you need is a tree <br>some lights about a thousand presents <br>wrap them up and pray for snow <br>Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) <br>Maine all the way to California it’s the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day <br> <br>It’s the most wonderful time of year we’re running mad with Christmas cheer <br>hey what’s troubling you my friend? <br>It’s not fair if your jewish <br>jewish (not fair if your Jewish <br>Jewish) <br> <br>Dreidel Dreidel <br>Dreidel I made it out of clay <br>You realize that Christmas ain’t the only holiday <br> <br>Hey he’s right who made these laws <br>Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus <br>Santa Claus Santa Claus Santa Claus <br>Santa Claus (Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa) <br> <br>Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade <br>All you need is a tree <br>some lights about a thousand presents <br>wrap them up and pray for snow <br>Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) <br>Prance all the way to Indiana it’s the Christmas can-can that’s the end <br> <br>Wait for our ending <br>We should share this holiday <br>I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you <br>a happy Chanukah to you <br>a happy Chanukah to you <br>A merry Christmas <br>Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry <br>Christmas <br>happy Chanukah <br>and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too<br><!-- stopprint -->