Sticky Icky - Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (skit) lyrics

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> >Hi,

> >Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (stinky face)

> >Welcoming you on Bokasa Unit. We apologize for the

> >Four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some

> >Overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm.

> >This is flight 126 to Jamaica.

> >Landing in Jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up

> >Somewhere in the south.

> >If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

> >Bokasa Unit has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety

> >Standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with

> >Us!

> >It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year

> >Over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our

> >Engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange

> >To turn

> >Them off!

> >To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve

> >Complimentary Bongo tea and Bibi biscuits! For our not-so-religious

> >Passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if

> >There

> >Really is a God!

> >We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be

> >Shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our

> >Movie

> >Buffs, we will be flying right next to British airways, where their

> >Movie will be

> >Visible from the right side of the cabin window.

> >There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the

> >Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to

> >Slow

> >Down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close

> >As

> >Possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,

> >Do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile.

> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

>

> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off

> >And

> >Fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can't find a seatbelt,

> >Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those

> >Of you

> >Who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a

> >Stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your

> >Suitcase."

> >Enjoy Bokasa Unit.

> >Have a nice day.

> >Bokasa Unit.

> >

> >THE END.