Steven Lynch - If I Were Gay lyrics

rate me

here we are dear old friend<br />

lalala drunk again<br />

laughs have been had and tears have been shed<br />

maybe the whiskie's gone to my head<br />

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but if i were gay i would give yew my heart <br />

and if i were gay yuo'd eb my work of art <br />

and if i were gay we would swim in romance<br />

but im not gay so get yer hands out of my pants<br />

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lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala<br />

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala<br />

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but if i were gay i were gay i would give you my love <br />

and if i were gay i would give yew a hug<br />

and if i were gay we would tear the walls <br />

but im not gay so pleez stop cuppin' my b...hands!