Steve Poltz - Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism lyrics

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Me not got no slow metabolism

Every Wednesday night I go to catacism

They give me lots of doughnuts

I get yelled at by the grown-ups

Me not got no slow metabolism

Me not got no slow metabolism

Yet I'm suffering from some sort of mental schism

I eat twenty lobster tails

And yet I'm skinny as a rail

Me not got no slow metabolism

Me not got no slow metabolism

Yet I'm doing twenty years here in this prison

I stole a lot of food

And then they told me I was rude

Me not got no slow metabolism

Me not got no slow metabolism

Every Wednesday night I go to catacism

I eat a lot of Jell-O

Yet I'm still a skinny fellow

Me not got no slow metabolism

Me not got no slow metabolism

Yet I'm suffering from some sort of mental schism

I eat a ton of pasta

He my pappa, he says, "Basta!"

Me not got no slow metabolism

Oy vey!