Steve Harley - Mad Mad Moonlight lyrics

rate me

It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange

I thought my senses had gone, like i was writing a song about a foot-long

syringe

And she said, "Hello, dear, it's my party

So I hope you'll be smart", hee hee

And i said,"I don't know, but I think I'll go fix me a stiff drink"

So I sat there and stared, because at first I was scared of this female

Tarzan

And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, i approached her

garden

And she said,"Now, now, don't try to leave me,

It's unfair to deceive me

I could kill if you try to escape me, come upstairs my friend"

Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean,

so I tried, yeah I really tried to *please* her but she was a

big, big, big, big girl, big girl

Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour

Would I go, would I stay, could I do it all day and be a certain *goner*

And she said,"Now you're so young and tender,

And don't be concerned with my gender"

It was hard but I managed to send her way up to those, those fluffy white clouds

*Oh, yes I did.

Up to the clouds.*

It was hard on the brain but I would do it again for *that* satisfaction

She weighed 203 but that was OK by me, there was lots of action

And she said,"Shall we dance in the moonlight

It would be so nice on a June night"

But I said,"If it's OK by you, I'll just sit here and take me a rest"

Thanks to crashland sky for these lyrics