Steve Goodie - Before He Speaks lyrics

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Right now, the candidate alienates forty-seven out of every hundred Americans

Right now, the candidate reiterates to the nation "corporations are people, my friend"

Right now, the millionaire is wondering why 747s don't have power windows that roll down

What a rich ass-clown

Cause every time he opens his great big mouth

All his poll numbers go further south

He's just trying to please the conservative elite

He used to give all the billionaires a real good laugh

But now every quote is a middle-class gaffe

Maybe next time he'll think before he speaks

Right now, the middle-east is brewing and all this guy is doing is wishing he was Mexican

Right now, Barack's feeling cocky, hell, he could be Iraqi and still get elected again

Right now, Mitt's rebooting, yeah he's redistributin', dude, what the f*** ya doing

That's your foot you're shootin'

When this lily-white dunce takes the campaign stump

With all the wit and eloquence of Donald J. Trump

He's a one-man, self-made, walking, talking Wiki-leaks

His breath must reek of Dr. Scholl

With both feet crammed into his big pie hole

Maybe next time he'll think before he speaks

He likes pretty dancing horses and fancy golf courses

Next year when he speaks, God I hope he don't speak for me

He'd be a totally excellent commander in chief

Blowing up anyone who's on relief

All the welfare mothers sucking on the government teats

But then his mama told the camera that Mitt's own dad

Took government handouts, ooo, bad, Mitt, bad

He better visit planet earth in the next few weeks

Yeah yeah, maybe next time he'll think before he speaks