Stephen Lynch - Special Fred lyrics
rate meWhen I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind with good intent
But just a little different
Oh special Fred
Mama dropped on his head
Now hes not so bright instead
Hes a little bit special
Just a little bit
We played tag and hed get hurt
Id play soldier he'd eat dirt
I like math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree
Oh special Fred
Mama dropped on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause hes a little bit special
Just a little bit
I ran track hung out in malls
Fred went headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes
Oh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks hes a piece of bread
Cause hes a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Fred just made me special to
Woah woah now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah hes a f***in einstein
Oh special Fred and me
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit........special