Stephen Lynch - Lorelei lyrics

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LoreleiLorelei had lazy eyesStraight ahead she would stareAnd still see shit over there with her lazy eyesAnabelAnabel had an odd odd odd smellCigarettes and ginWith some ball sweat mixed inSuch an odd odd smellDona RuthDona Ruth had a snaggletoothHer smile would win her no fansBut she could open some cansWith her snaggletoothMarie ClaireMarie Claire had long long red hairSoft and silky I swearBut her asshole is wearShe had long red hairOh these ladies were lovelySo I don't now whyI sent them all packingYeah I let them all flyOh I should be cool Give them another tryExcept for the one with the lazy eyesCan't get past that oneRosarioRosario was from MexicoThere's nothing wrong with thatBut her ankles where fat So she had to goNothing wrong with that But her ankles were fatSo she had to go