Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite lyrics

rate me

She's part girl, she's part boy

She's got parts everyone can enjoy

She's got more, she's got less

She's got her man hood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister or is she a miss?

Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?

She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy

When I try to please her I get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel

She watched football and the Lifetime Channel

What's that buldge under her nightie?

It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite

Some things are white

Some things black

Some girls wear makeup

Mine shaves her back

She is still beautiful, she is still fine

It's too bad her package is bigger than mine

She can't help her imperfections

She gets jock itch from her yeast infections

Who stole all my tighty whities?

It must be hermaphrodite, yeah