Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Gerbil lyrics

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I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo

If Richard Gere can do it I can too

I get undressed, start to lube

I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel

Will he like it better than his little wheel

Careful now he's right beside me

One more inch and he's inside me

Go, gerbil go

Burrow harder, burrow deeper

Be my little chimney sweeper

One thing I forgot about

How am I supposed to get you out?

So now my Gerbils on easy street

It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat

The situation is beyone my control

Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

I try crowbars, I try wires

I almost had him with a pair of pliars

I try cheese but he's not biting

I wish this wasn't so exciting

Go, gerbil go

Jesus I am such a sucker

Please get out you furry fucker

I think I am getting ill

Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late

My gerbil died

I guess I have commited gerbicide

Here's some advice

It's very clear cut

If you love your gerbil

Don't stick him up your butt

Don't stick him up your butt

Little furry gerbil in your booty hole

Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out

Yeah

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