Stephen Colbert - Another Christmas Song lyrics

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Ho! It's another Christmas song<br />

Whoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas song<br />

They play for a month, Ad infinitum <br />

One day it struck me someone must write 'em<br />

So! It's another Christmas song<br />

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Santa clause singing on naughty snow<br />

Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe<br />

The manger's on fire, <br />

The holly's a-glow<br />

Hear the baby Jesus cryin' ho ho ho<br />

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Hey! It's another Christmas song<br />

Yay! Another oft' returning (often returning)<br />

Royalty earning Christmas song<br />

I've got plenty more so go buy a modem<br />

Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em<br />

Pay! For another Christmas song<br />

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Chestnuts glisten on a silent night<br />

Sleigh-bells kissing by candle light<br />

The tree is frozen, the winter's bright<br />

Who'd have thought the wise men look so white<br />

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You! Don't you wanna sing along?<br />

Too! My humble you tide<br />

Dreamed up pool side<br />

Christmas song<br />

Make it a part of your holiday cannon<br />

Make it the heart of my retirement plan and<br />

Do! Sing another Christmas song<br />

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BEAT IT INTO 'EM FELLAS! <br />

WATCH MY FEET FLY! <br />

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But wait! Who's this?<br />

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Young ones starving on a dead-end street<br />

Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet<br />

Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat<br />

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(All children)<br />

Please help the "Colbert Children" eat<br />

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Whoa! Just another Christmas song<br />

No! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song<br />

Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered<br />

Please save my family and make this a standard<br />

Go! Join the ever-growing throng<br />

Who are singing<br />

And swingin'<br />

While my kids are clinging to the hope<br />

My register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing<br />

From another Christmas song