Stephen Colbert - Another Christmas Song lyrics
rate meHo! It's another Christmas song<br />
Whoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas song<br />
They play for a month, Ad infinitum <br />
One day it struck me someone must write 'em<br />
So! It's another Christmas song<br />
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Santa clause singing on naughty snow<br />
Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe<br />
The manger's on fire, <br />
The holly's a-glow<br />
Hear the baby Jesus cryin' ho ho ho<br />
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Hey! It's another Christmas song<br />
Yay! Another oft' returning (often returning)<br />
Royalty earning Christmas song<br />
I've got plenty more so go buy a modem<br />
Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em<br />
Pay! For another Christmas song<br />
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Chestnuts glisten on a silent night<br />
Sleigh-bells kissing by candle light<br />
The tree is frozen, the winter's bright<br />
Who'd have thought the wise men look so white<br />
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You! Don't you wanna sing along?<br />
Too! My humble you tide<br />
Dreamed up pool side<br />
Christmas song<br />
Make it a part of your holiday cannon<br />
Make it the heart of my retirement plan and<br />
Do! Sing another Christmas song<br />
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BEAT IT INTO 'EM FELLAS! <br />
WATCH MY FEET FLY! <br />
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But wait! Who's this?<br />
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Young ones starving on a dead-end street<br />
Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet<br />
Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat<br />
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(All children)<br />
Please help the "Colbert Children" eat<br />
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Whoa! Just another Christmas song<br />
No! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song<br />
Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered<br />
Please save my family and make this a standard<br />
Go! Join the ever-growing throng<br />
Who are singing<br />
And swingin'<br />
While my kids are clinging to the hope<br />
My register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing<br />
From another Christmas song