Step Brothers movie - Father Christmas lyrics

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When I was small I believed in santa claus<br>

Though I knew it was my dad<br>

And I would hang up my stocking at christmas<br>

Open my presents and Id be glad<br>

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But the last time I played father christmas<br>

I stood outside a department store<br>

A gang of kids came over and mugged me<br>

And knocked my reindeer to the floor<br>

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They said:<br>

Father christmas, give us some money<br>

Dont mess around with those silly toys.<br>

Well beat you up if you dont hand it over<br>

We want your bread so dont make us annoyed<br>

Give all the toys to the little rich boys<br>

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Dont give my brother a steve austin outfit<br>

Dont give my sister a cuddly toy<br>

We dont want a jigsaw or monopoly money<br>

We only want the real mccoy<br>

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Father christmas, give us some money<br>

Well beat you up if you make us annoyed<br>

Father christmas, give us some money<br>

Dont mess around with those silly toys<br>

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But give my daddy a job cause he needs one<br>

Hes got lots of mouths to feed<br>

But if youve got one, Ill have a machine gun<br>

So I can scare all the kids down the street<br>

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Father christmas, give us some money<br>

We got no time for your silly toys<br>

Well beat you up if you dont hand it over<br>

Give all the toys to the little rich boys<br>

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Have yourself a merry merry christmas<br>

Have yourself a good time<br>

But remember the kids who got nothin<br>

While youre drinkin down your wine<br>

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Father christmas, give us some money<br>

We got no time for your silly toys<br>

Well beat you up if you dont hand it over<br>

We want your bread, so dont make us annoyed<br>

Give all the toys to the little rich boys<br>

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