Steel Panther

Steel Panther - Weenie Ride lyrics

rate me

I want to tell you 'bout something fun

So I wrote you this song

If you've ever been to Disneyland

You know the lines can be real long

But I got a ride that the bitches love

And you won't have to wait at all

All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend

And give sexy Michael Starr a call

I'll take your ass for a weenie ride

Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride

It's scary like a rollercoaster

It will stretch you out so wide

Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride

Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside

It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide

It's a weenie ride

I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing and better than the

Monkey bars

You can take it on the couch or your water bed or in the back of your

Daddy's car

And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week

It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak

So put that snatch on a weenie ride

Ride her face down or on your side

You'll be amazed what you can fit in there

When some leverage is applied

Open your legs for a weenie ride

You won't be the first to see it and cry

Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide

It's a weenie ride

Oh yeah

Scream for me

Honey, won't you try the weenie ride

You're never gonna be the same

Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?

Step right up for a weenie ride

It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied

Oops, I think I got a little DNA

All over your backside

Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride

You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind

Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight

For the weenie ride

Ooh

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your

Thighs)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh

Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride,

Yeah)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)

It's a weenie ride

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