Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights lyrics

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So you're big and kinda hairy <br />Like a monkey at the zoo <br />I don't care if you're a monkey <br />With an ass that's red and blue <br />Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style <br />The way chihuahua's do <br />But I got one request <br />That I just have to ask of you <br /> <br />Turn out the lights <br />Before you suck my dick <br />Someone beat you with an ugly stick <br />I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so <br />Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights <br /> <br />So you think that I'm a loser <br />Cause I used to be in Jail <br />And I got my GED Diploma <br />Last week in the mail <br />Well at least a man can exercise <br />If he gets too fat <br />But I got news for you <br />Your face will always look like that <br /> <br />Turn out the lights <br />Before I take a ride <br />You don't seem to have a "good side" <br />Whip out a condom and the astro-glide <br />Turn out the lights Turn out the lights <br />I think I'm gonna hurl <br />Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl <br />Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls <br />Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights <br /> <br />Tell me when it's over <br />Please tell me you don't have VD <br />Thank god that it's over, yeah <br /> <br />Well we all have indiscretions <br />I think you're my BIGGEST yet <br />Had to roll you in some flour <br />Just to find where you were wet <br />Well this never would've happened <br />If I hadn't lost that bet <br />I wonder if our grand-kids <br />Will ask us how we met <br /> <br />Turn out the lights <br />Girl it's way to bright <br />I don't wanna look at your cellulite <br />There ain't nothing on your body that's tight <br />Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights <br /> <br />Before you take off your clothes <br />I wanna tie you up with some garden hose <br />Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose <br />Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights <br /> <br />Before we do the deed <br />Before I cover your box with my seed <br />I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya fucking start to bleed, bitch <br />Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights<br /><br />