Steel Panther - If You Really, Really Love Me lyrics

rate me

If you really really really really love me then you really really really

Gotta show me don't whine when I put it in your booty or if I'm up all

Night playin call of duty never hassle me because I'm unemployed if I sleep

All day don't get annoyed then I'll know that you really really really

Really really really love me.

If you really really want to make me feel nice don't ever make me have ask

Twice let me have the keys to your mercedes don't complain when I bring

Home some ladies if I get fat and look like an egg lie to me tell me I'm in

Great shape then I'll know that you really really really really really

Really love me.

When you wonder what I did with the rent just consider it money well spent

Bought trunks and a new surfboard just go tell you dumb landlord that you

Love me you really love me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie don't act like it's some kind of

Felony it's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity it happens to a lot of

Guys like tiger woods and me just be happy that I'm hung like a horse and

You to ride the pony of course then you'll know that I'm really really

Really really really fond of you too

When you think it's really suckie girl all your friends say your lucky girl

Got a man who's hot they say all the girls wanna be with me cause they love

Me they really love me yes they do

If you really really really really really love me you make me hang out with

Your family your mom sucks and your dad really hates me when I try to

Borrow money he berates me they think I'm too old for you cause your 19 and

I'm 52 can't they see that you really really really really really really

Love me. If you really love me.