Steel Panther - Community Property lyrics

rate me

I would give you the stars in the sky<br />

But they're too far away<br />

If you were a hooker, you'd know<br />

I'd be happy to pay<br />

If suddenly you were a guy<br />

I'd be suddenly gay<br />

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'Cause my heart belongs to you<br />

My love is pure and true<br />

My heart belongs to you<br />

But my cock is community property<br />

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You're the only girl that I like to screw<br />

When I'm not on the road<br />

When I come home, my dinner's made<br />

And the front lawn is mowed<br />

I'll kiss your mouth<br />

Even after you swallow my load<br />

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'Cause my heart belongs to you<br />

There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you<br />

My heart belongs to you<br />

But my cock is community property<br />

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I wanna make it clear<br />

So you retain it<br />

My dick's a free spirit<br />

And you can't restrain it<br />

No, you just can't chain it down<br />

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I love you so much it hurts<br />

From my head to my feet<br />

I think of you and I can't<br />

Help but fondle my meat<br />

I see your face every time<br />

That I go out and cheat<br />

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'Cause my heart belongs to you<br />

There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do<br />

My heart belongs to you<br />

But my dong is community property<br />

Yeah, yeah, yeah