Stampead - A Clown Too Fat To Walk Across A Wire lyrics

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Try to drive on the highway with your eyes closed.<br />

Try to go to church with something exposed.<br />

Try to make a joke when you?re on your knees.<br />

Try to fall in love without saying please.<br />

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Try to make a million bucks with only your smile.<br />

Try not to act like an only child.<br />

Try to call the president, once a day.<br />

Try to think before you die the last words you'll say.<br />

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My friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />

my friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />

of a clown too fat to walk across a wire?<br />

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Try to take all your memories, put 'em in a box.<br />

Try to walk thru the city wearing only your socks.<br />

Try not to think about what they're gonna say.<br />

Try to make a difference every single day.<br />

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Try to get drunk with just three bucks.<br />

Try not to think about who your ex fucks.<br />

Try and realize you only have a few friends.<br />

Try to tell a cop, that it won?t happen again.<br />

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My friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />

my friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />

of a clown too fat to walk across a wire?<br />

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Try to be hated for just one night.<br />

Try not to remember that your mothers always right.<br />

Try to get rich by the time your 30.<br />

Try to be quiet when your fighting dirty.<br />

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Try to take a joke a bit too far.<br />

Try to walk away without a scar.<br />

Try and pick a fight with someone you love.<br />

Act like a clown when the going gets tough.<br />

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My friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />

of me?<br />

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(Thanks to Stampead for these lyrics)<br />