Try to drive on the highway with your eyes closed.<br />
Try to go to church with something exposed.<br />
Try to make a joke when you?re on your knees.<br />
Try to fall in love without saying please.<br />
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Try to make a million bucks with only your smile.<br />
Try not to act like an only child.<br />
Try to call the president, once a day.<br />
Try to think before you die the last words you'll say.<br />
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My friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />
my friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />
of a clown too fat to walk across a wire?<br />
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Try to take all your memories, put 'em in a box.<br />
Try to walk thru the city wearing only your socks.<br />
Try not to think about what they're gonna say.<br />
Try to make a difference every single day.<br />
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Try to get drunk with just three bucks.<br />
Try not to think about who your ex fucks.<br />
Try and realize you only have a few friends.<br />
Try to tell a cop, that it won?t happen again.<br />
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My friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />
my friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />
of a clown too fat to walk across a wire?<br />
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Try to be hated for just one night.<br />
Try not to remember that your mothers always right.<br />
Try to get rich by the time your 30.<br />
Try to be quiet when your fighting dirty.<br />
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Try to take a joke a bit too far.<br />
Try to walk away without a scar.<br />
Try and pick a fight with someone you love.<br />
Act like a clown when the going gets tough.<br />
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My friend, are these the first steps to the end,<br />
of me?<br />
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(Thanks to Stampead for these lyrics)<br />