(Difford/Tilbrook)  
WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.  
  

I'm always touching myself  
I've got nothing else to do  
And when I'm touching myself  
I'm always thinking of you  
Touching me, touching you  
I've got nothing else to do  
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Touching, touching you  
Touching, touching me  
Here, there and in my hair  
And when you touch me  

I'm always playing around  
Eyes closed, neatly occupied  
And when I'm playing around  
I think of all the things I like  
Touching me, touching you  
I've got nothing else to do  

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