Spunge - Friend Called Fred lyrics

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I think I'm going slightly mad

It might be all the dreams I've had

It could be all the things I've seen

All the things I wish I'd been

I'd like to introduce you

My friend called Fred, you got one too

He's the guy who tells you what to do

He's the one who knows better than you

I kinda find it hard to sleep

So I try my hand at counting sheep

But all I got was repetition

You can't get to sleep by doing addition

My friend called Fred is always right

He has the last word every night

But now that really is a pain

'Cause what he says is all the same

My imaginary friend

Many's the time I wanna kill ya

Know I shouldn'y moan

But you're always there when I wanna be alone

My friend called Fred is never bored

He just steals what he can't afford

And no he never gets the blame

'Cause he just uses a false name

Look at this guy who's stood by me

It's obvious he's out his tree

He's acting like a crazy man

But I think that's part of the plan