Spose - I\'m Awesome lyrics

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Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome

I don't necessarily have to be here for this

I'm gonna keep the headphones though

Mother fucker I'm awesome!

No you're not dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I'm drivin around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by and

I met all my friends online

Mother fucker i'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voice mail nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And i talk to myself

On my facebook wall

You know my pants sag low (low)

Even though (though) that went out of style

Like ten years ago (go)

Spose, i got the swagger of a cripple

I got little biceps,

Getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically i'm not the best

Physically the opposite of randy

Moss and yet so preposterous

Feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious

Guest up at the sausage fest

Oh yes!

The girls are repulsed so i hide

In my hood like i'm joined in a cult

Uh uhh

I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis

All my writtens are bitten and

All my verses are purchased

Me? i'llnever date an actress

Got to many back zits

Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss

Every show i do is poorly

Promoted and if you like this

It's cuz my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome!

No you're not dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I'm drivin around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by and

I met all my friends online

Mother fucker i'm awsome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voice mail nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And i talk to myself

On my facebook wall

I'm awesome!

Swagger of a cripple

Check it out

I'm from maine and i don't hunt nope

And i can't ski

Smoke weed but i can't roll blunts

Maight be with my wifey

My necks not icy

Eatin' at mcdonalds because subway is pricey

Uh, and my unibrow is plucked

Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks

She's like "For what?

Blunt wraps and some Heineken?

You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"

I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me

I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve

My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,

And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift

Can't tweet up on my Twitter

Cuz I haven't done shit

Bank account red, body ungroomed

The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome!

No you're not, dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I drive around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

motherfucker I'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voicemail, nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome

Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol

Cheesier than Provolone

I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home

With an ego the size of Tim Duncan

Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin

I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls

Because I spent a decade filling optimos

And I'm not even the bomb in Maine

On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain

Now put your hands up,

If you have nightmares

If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here

If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer

I'm outta breath...

But I'm awesome!

No you're not, dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I drive around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

motherfucker I'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voicemail, nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome

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