Spose - I m Awesome lyrics

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I'm Awesome&lt by Spose

awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome

i don't necessarily have to be here for this

im gonna keep the headphones though

motherfucker I'm awsome!!!

no you're not dude don't lie

i'm awsome!!!

i'm drivin around in my mom's ride

i'm awsome!!!

a quarter of my life gone by and

i met all my friends online

mother fucker i'm awsome!!!

i will run away from a brawl

i'm awsome!!!

there's no voice mail nobody called

i'm awsome!!!

i can't afford to buy eight ball

and i talk to myself

on my facebook wall

you know my pants sag low (low)

even though (though) that went out of style

like ten years ago (go)

spose, i got the swagger of a cripple

i got little biceps,

getting fatter in the middle

and lyrically i'm not the best

physically the opposite of randy

moss and yet so preposterous

feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious

guest up at the sausage fest

oh yes!

the girls are repulsed so i hide

in my hood like i'm joining a cult

uh uhh

i'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis

all my writtens are bitten and

all my verses are purchased

me? i'ii never date an actress

got to many back zits

plus my whole home aroma is cat piss

every show i do is poorly

promoted and if you like this

it's cuz my little sister wrote it

i'm awsome!!!

no you're not dude don't lie

i'm awsome!!!

i'm drivin around in my mom's ride

i'm awsome!!!

a quarter of my life gone by and

i met all my friends online

mother fucker i'm awsome!!!

i will run away from a brawl

i'm awsome!!!

there's no voice mail nobody called

i'm awsome!!!

i can't afford to buy eight ball

and i talk to myself

on my facebook wall

swagger of a cripple

check it out

i'm from maine and i don't hunt nope

and i can't ski

smoke weed but i can't roll blunts

maight be with my wifey

my necjs not icy

eatin' at mcdonalds because subway is pricey

uh and my unibrow is plucked

just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks

shes like "for what?

blunt wraps and some heinekens?

you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"

i'm like mom please don't blame it on me

i got my bad habits from

you, dad, and aunt steve

my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet

and the hair on my ass it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift

can't tweet up on my twitter

cuz i haven't done shit

blank account red, body ungroomed

the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon

i'm awsome!!!

no you're not dude don't lie

i'm awsome!!!

i'm drivin around in my mom's ride

i'm awsome!!!

a quarter of my life gone by and

i met all my friends online

mother fucker i'm awsome!!!

i will run away from a brawl

i'm awsome!!!

there's no voice mail nobody called

i'm awsome!!!

i can't afford to buy eight ball

and i talk to myself

on my facebook wall

futher more i'm cornier than ethynol

cheesier than provolone

i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home

with a ego the size of tim duncan

even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin

i'm twenty four serving lobster rolls

bacause i spent a decade filling

optimuos and i'm not even the bomb in maine

on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares.

If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.

If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.

Im outta Breath !!!!

But, i'm awsome!!!

no you're not dude don't lie

i'm awsome!!!

i'm drivin around in my mom's ride

i'm awsome!!!

a quarter of my life gone by and

i met all my friends online

mother fucker i'm awsome!!!

i will run away from a brawl

i'm awsome!!!

there's no voice mail nobody called

i'm awsome!!!

i can't afford to buy eight ball

and i talk to myself

on my facebook wall.

IM AWESOME !!!!!!!

Thanks to baileyy for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to doubledees for correcting these lyrics