Spork Kills - Business For Pleasure lyrics

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VERSE 1<br />

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Girl, you got me wrong<br />

We got along<br />

But not because of your strange chemistry<br />

You're in the workspace next to me<br />

And they got rules about this kind of stuff<br />

Lots of folks wanna rock the boat<br />

It's almost like they don't know you're not supposed<br />

To put your lips on a chick, that you got to know<br />

In the office, especially when she's one of your bosses<br />

Of course, it's due to the forces of nature<br />

That makes ya a fool when she offers<br />

To head to the saloon for a Foster's<br />

You're only gonna end up gettin' the boot by human resources<br />

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CHORUS<br />

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Just say...<br />

No way...<br />

Someone stop me...<br />

Hey, I got benefits, man, this job's great<br />

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VERSE 2<br />

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Girl, you got me wired<br />

It's awful dire<br />

Let's not get fired<br />

And it's not my Pops that hired me anyway...<br />

I ain't naming names...but you know what I'm sayin!!<br />

Meet me at the water cooler for a nightcap<br />

Nice memo, girl, did you write that?<br />

We're in the office and this is how Mike acts<br />

I don't think this is what you meant by my staff<br />

But despite that, we're doing the dirty<br />

To think, it all started out with you bein' flirty<br />

I bet you thought you'd never see Louis in early<br />

But this girlie's got her paws glued to my curlies<br />

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CHORUS<br />

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Just say...<br />

No way...<br />

Someone stop me...<br />

I can't give all this 401K!<br />

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VERSE 3<br />

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Girl, you got me whipped<br />

There's lots of fish<br />

To jostle with<br />

Just not in this strange seascape rendering<br />

Girl, you rocked my heart so hard<br />

It's off the doctor's chart<br />

And it smarts, but we ain't surrendering!<br />

They sent in the General Management<br />

And a panel for examining sexual harassment<br />

And the workplace analyst, heavy scrutinizer<br />

Our first date will happen, when they send me to retire<br />

Every supervisor likes getting ravished<br />

Tell me who's the wiser if their eyes never catch us in the practice<br />

If they do, they might let me have it.<br />

Damn girl you better have a nice severance package<br />

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CHORUS<br />

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Just say...<br />

No way...<br />

Someone stop me...<br />

Oh all these unused vacation days<br />

Just say...<br />

No way...<br />

Someone stop me...<br />

I used to have such a great resume<br />

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(Thanks to Sean for these lyrics)<br />