Spork Kills - Black Widow lyrics
rate meINTRO<br />
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She's the poster girl<br />
For facists and sadomasochists<br />
Or anybody looking for an ass to kiss<br />
She controls your world<br />
And snatches your ego at the wrist<br />
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VERSE 1<br />
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I had a run-in with a beautiful miss<br />
She had the fattest onion<br />
And a set of super-full lips<br />
Never imagined someone cuter than this<br />
My heart track was pumpin fast,<br />
chewin my nails to the cuticle tips<br />
And it's too late, Naw!<br />
In fact, it's practically three late<br />
To fathom e-scape<br />
She had me had at (whistle) Hey!<br />
And these days, I don't even practice a faith<br />
But I'm still back on my knees, babe<br />
And that's where I'll stay for my...<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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Black Widow<br />
Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no!<br />
Black Widow<br />
Ipso facto that nobody is this cold<br />
Black Widow<br />
See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly<br />
Black Widow<br />
She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me<br />
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VERSE 2<br />
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Oh, the sweet joy of kissing the ruler<br />
If this isn't cooler than cool<br />
Then I'm a miserable fool<br />
Or just a sucker for a lover who's formidable cruelty's<br />
A tool she employs to belittle and use me<br />
And usually you'll see me strolling in a dog leash and collar<br />
Wherever she leads, I follow<br />
She never even bothers to listen to the sweet sonatas I jot her<br />
Somehow it just keeps me hot for my...<br />
CHORUS<br />
<br />
Black Widow<br />
Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no!<br />
Black Widow<br />
Ipso facto that nobody is this cold<br />
Black Widow<br />
See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly<br />
Black Widow<br />
She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me<br />
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VERSE 3<br />
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I send her flowers, she refuses to notice me<br />
And spend my hours trying to write her beautiful poetry<br />
I tend to shower gifts and affection in the widow's direction<br />
She only sees me as a food that she hopes to eat<br />
Totally raw, like when you go to the store and buy sushi<br />
It's cool beans, I know what I'm for<br />
And I could never grow to be more<br />
Cuz in the scope of her thoughts<br />
I'm supposed to be walked on, as though I'm the floor<br />
Come on!<br />
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OUTRO<br />
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She kiss so cool<br />
Sweetness so cruel<br />
Meanness so kind<br />
Please miss all mine<br />
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She kiss so cool<br />
Sweetness so cruel<br />
Meanness so kind<br />
Please miss all mine<br />
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(Thanks to Sean for these lyrics)<br />
