Spooky And Sue - Swinging On A Star lyrics

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ould you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar?

One moonbeam, two moonbeams

And be better off than you are or would you rather be a mule?

(Yeah, yeah, tell 'em 'bout a mul now)

A mule is an animal with long funny ears

He kicks up at anything he hears

His back is brawny and his brain is weak

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

And by the way, if you hate to go to school (Which I do), you may grow up to be a mule

I don't wanna grow up to be a mule

Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar?

And be better off than you are or would you rather be a pig?

Yeah, yeah, ttell 'em 'bout a pig now

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

His shoes are a terrible disgrace

He's got no manners when he eats his food (Nor you farmer)

He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

But if you don't care a feather or a fig (Which I don't), you may grow up to be a pig

I don't wanna grow up to be a pig

Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar?

One moonbeam, two moonbeams

And be better off than you are, we could be swinging on a star

We could be swinging on a star

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We could be swinging on a star

We could be swinging on a star

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